There’s no denying that Feuerzangenbowle Sorbet, our special Cyber Monday flavor, was a mouthful of a name.

But if you found yourself flustered and stumbling over that pile up of consonants and vowels, you won’t be at all abashed when you read the entries in our Mispronunciation Hall of Fame.

A few years ago, our scoop shop ambassadors began amassing an impressive collection of flavor names uttered by customers at the counters. From “Graveyard Mint” (Backyard Mint) to “Queen City Kanye” (Queen City Cayenne), the most colorful alternative flavor names have been duly noted.

Below, in bold, are the official names of past and present flavors followed by their fantastic variations.

Roll call, please:

Absinthe + Meringues

  • Absinthe and Meningitis
  • Abstinence & Meringues

Askinosie Dark Milk Chocolate (pronounced “Ask-eh-no-see” Dark Milk Chocolate)

  • Askinoisy
  • Askinozzy

Backyard Mint

  • Backdoor Mint
  • Backyard Mist
  • Blackyard Mint
  • Bunch of Mint
  • Graveyard Mint
  • Ultra Super Mint

Banana Cajeta

  • Banana Ciabatta

Bangkok Peanut

  • Bangko Kay Peanut Butter
  • Hong Kong Almond Spicy Crunch

Beet Cake & Black Walnuts

  • Beef Cake and Black Walnuts

Bergamot FrozenYogurt

  • Bergaball

Black Currant Frozen Yogurt

  • Black Cur-Ant

Blackstrap Praline

  • Backstrap Praline
  • Black Stab Praline
  • Blackstar Praline
  • Blackstrap Frauline
  • Blackstrap Pray-Line
  • Black Strip
  • Black-strape Praugh-line
  • Blackstripe Prabble
  • Dark-stripe Praline
  • Jockstrap Praline

Boozy Eggnog (now Middle West Whiskey Eggnog)

  • Bougie Eggnog

Bourbon Buttered Pecan

  • Barbarian Battered Pecan
  • Boar-Bun
  • Bon Bon Butter Pecan
  • Bourbon Buttered Chicken
  • Business Bourban

Brambleberry Crisp

  • Brama-lama
  • Bambi Crisp
  • Bramberry Crisp
  • Brambleyberry
  • Brambleberry Crush
  • Brambleton
  • Brazzleberry Crisp
  • Brown Berry Crips
  • Brumberry
  • Brumbleberry China
  • Brumbelberry Crunch
  • Bumberry
  • Bumblebee Crisp
  • Brumblebird
  • Huckleberry Crisp
  • Purpleberry Crisp
  • Rainbowberry Crisp
  • Ramboberry

Brown Butter Almond Brittle

  • Brown Betty Brittle
  • Brown Blueberry
  • Brown Brickle
  • Brown Butter Apple Bitter
  • Brown Butter Bricken
  • Butternut Almond Brittle
  • Cherry Iambic
  • Cherry Lambastic
  • Cherry Lambchop
  • Cherry Lambike
  • Cherry Lam-biscuit
  • Cherry Lambric
  • Cherry Lamebrick
  • Cherry Limerick
  • Cherry Lomboc

Chocolate Cornflake Crunch

  • Captain Cornflake

Claudio Cantaloupe

  • Cantaloopay

Cloverton

  • Clovertron

Cocoa Zin

  • Coco-Ah Zin
  • Coco Fin
  • Coco Ricolo
  • Cocoa Turtle

Frankincense & Almond Cake

  • Frankenstein
  • Friggin’-sense and Almond Cake
  • Franklincense and Almond
  • Francesca Cake
  • Frank Incest

Goat Cheese with Red Cherries (made with Mackenzie Creamery goat cheese)

  • Ghost Cheese & Roasted Red Cherries
  • Gut Cheese
  • Manganezie Goat Milk

Gooey Buttercake

  • Goofy Buttered Cake
  • Ooey Gooey

Gravel Road

  • Gravel Street
  • Grovel Road
  • Roadhouse

Guava Cloverton

  • Guava Clobberton

Hummingbird Cake

  • Humblebird Cake

Juniper & Lemon Curd

  • Jupiter & Lemon Curd

Kona Stout

  • Kanye’s Stout

Lemon Frozen Yogurt

  • Lemonade Yogurt

Lime Cardamom Frozen Yogurt

  •  Lime Cardamoma
  • Lime Cardigan
Lime Cardamom with Lingonberries Frozen Yogurt
  • Lime and Lingo-berry
  • Lime Dingle Berry
  • Logan-berry Yogurt

Loveless Biscuits + Peach Jam

  • Loveless Bitches

Magnolia Mochi

  • Mango Mochi
  • Mongolian Mochi

Peach Buttermilk

  • Peach Butterfly

Queen City Cayenne

  • Capital City
  • Cheap City Cayenne
  • Queen Anne Cayonne
  • Queen City Canteen
  • Queen City Cay-yeh-nee
  • Queen City Canine
  • Queen City Cay-yeh-nee
  • Queen City Cheyenne
  • Queen City Kanye
  • Cayenne City Shy-anne
  • River City Cayenne
  • The Queen of the City of Cayenne

Riesling Poached Pear Sorbet

  • Juicy Pear
  • Pear Rysling
  • Poached Pea Riesling
  • Poached Pierre
  • Riesling Peached Pear
  • Riesling Pear Salad
  • Riesling Roached Pear
  • Rizzling Pear
  • Roast Pear

Roxbury Road

  • Rocky Bury
  • Roxy Road

Saigon Cinnamon

  • Cinnamon Cajun
  • Say-ghan Cinnamon
  • Say-gone Cinnamon
  • Shanghai Cinnamon

Salty Caramel

  • Sally Caramel
  • Salt Water Camel
  • Salty Almond
  • Salty Cashew
  • Salty Chocolate Dark Caramel
  • Salty Dog
  • Salty Peanut Butter
  • Salty Taffy
  • Sargent Caramel

Savannah Buttermint

  • Savannah Butternut

Spicebush Apple Butter

  • Spicebrush

Star Anise with Candied Fennel

  • Star Anus

Sweet Potato with Torched Marshmallows

  • Sweet Potato with Touched Marshmallows

Thai Chili (now Bangkok Peanut)

  • Chi Chili
  • Thai Spice
  • The Thigh Chili

The Buckeye State

  •  Blackeye
  • The Ohio State
  • The Buckeye University
  • Boookeye State
  • State of Ohio

The Milkiest Chocolate in the World

  • Chocolatiest Chocolate in the World
  • Mildest Chocolate
  • Milk Chocolate World
  • Milkless Chocolate
  • Smoothiest Chocolate Ever

Tres Leches with Here-n-There Cherries

  • Trees Leeches
  • Tre Lachey
  • Tris Liche

Ugandan Vanilla Bean (now Ndali Estate Vanilla Bean)

  • Honeysuckle Bean
  • Kidney Vanilla Bean
  • Ooogahnda Vanilla
  • Ugandan Vanilla Berry
  • Ugandian Vanilla Bean
  • Ultra Vanilla
  • Ungadunga Vanilla
  • Un-gun-dun
  • Urban Vanilla Bean
  • Uruguayan Vanilla Bean

Vanilla Cedarwood

  • Vanilla Cheddarwood

Violets & Meringue

  • Violence and Meringue
  • Violet Menagerie
  • Violets and Melingay

Whiskey & Pecans

  • Wispy Pecans

Wildberry Lavender

  • Free Range Wild Lavendar
  • Loganberry Lavendar
  • Wild Blueberry Lavender
  • Wild Lavender
  • Wilderberry Lavender
  • Winterberry Lavender

Yazoo Sue with Rosemary Bar Nuts

  • Yazoo Shoe

Ylang Ylang Honeycomb (pronounced “E-lang E-Lang” Honeycomb)

  • Why-lang Why-lang
Parmesan & Zucchini Bread
  • Parmeezeeann
A special thanks to Hannah Stewart for typing all of the mispronunciations. Say hello to Hannah whenever you order ice cream (and need help pronouncing all our flavors) through the holidays (614-488-3224).