In the wake of yesterday’s “news” that the new Ice Cream Sandwicherita would soon be gliding through the waters of the Scioto River┬áto sell Hard Tack Macaroon sandwiches to Message in a Bottle app users, we’d like to thank a few good sports.

First: The dedicated people who maintain the Santa Maria, Capital City’s beloved historic replica of Christopher Columbus’ 1492 sailing ship. When you’re in Columbus, make sure to pay the ol’ gal a visit. Tours will start up once again Wednesday April 3. (For all information, go here.)

Second: You, dear readers, who rallied behind the not-so-absurd thought of motorizing the Sandwich Cannon-equipped delivery vessel up and down the southern leg of the Scioto.

Third: NBC Channel 4, which so kindly made the trek to the Sandwicherita/Santa Maria’s dock yesterday to film a sweet little segment with Jeni.

Happy spring, everyone, and happy Day After April Fool’s Day.